Milton: Tested Formula for Killing 99%

Milton: Tested Formula for Killing 99%

You know all too well that being 1% is not easy. Outsourcing, reorganizing, maximizing profits, and hitting goals; it's all hard and dirty work. On regular basis you shake hands with investors, business partners, and politicians; at times you even have to shake hands with 99%. Protect yourself ! Only Milton prevents spreading the sense of guilt and compassion. It is also clinically proven to systematically kill the 99% Virus. Protect yourself and don't bring any common germs home to your wife and children. 

Milton Surface Wipes: Perfect for corner office      
- Effective in removing fingermarks of slimy politicians and businesspersons
- Removes hard to clean sweat, tears, and blood left on your desk by your employees

Note: Use on glass and mirror surfaces  to remove traces of cocaine 

“Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.”
Milton Friedman

Get a moth supply of Milton sanitizing products with a purchase of "Capitalism and Freedom"

“There's no such thing as a free lunch.”
― Milton Friedman

Milton has been the official hand sanitizer of Goldman Sachs and NYSE