Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Milton: Tested Formula for Killing 99%

Milton: Tested Formula for Killing 99%

You know all too well that being 1% is not easy. Outsourcing, reorganizing, maximizing profits, and hitting goals; it's all hard and dirty work. On regular basis you shake hands with investors, business partners, and politicians; at times you even have to shake hands with 99%. Protect yourself ! Only Milton prevents spreading the sense of guilt and compassion. It is also clinically proven to systematically kill the 99% Virus. Protect yourself and don't bring any common germs home to your wife and children. 





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- Effective in removing fingermarks of slimy politicians and businesspersons
- Removes hard to clean sweat, tears, and blood left on your desk by your employees

Note: Use on glass and mirror surfaces  to remove traces of cocaine 






“Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.”
Milton Friedman




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― Milton Friedman

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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Sticks and Stones: Carry a Big Stick and Speak Softly (in German)

Sticks and stones: Stick Diplomacy


Last week, leaders of Ukraine, Germany and France met with Mr Putin to negotiate cease fire in the Ukraine. The EU delegation, led by Ms Merkel, flexed its muscles and the cease fire agreement was signed. Yet, as of today, there is still no peace in Ukraine. Mr. Putin must finally realize that there will be serious consequences for defying the West.  By now, Mr Putin should be aware that the all-mighty EU armies are getting ready for a showdown and they do mean business! Germans, for instance, are getting ready for a post-nuclear/ post-apocalyptic warfare scenario. Even when the electronics and technology becomes obsolete, have no worries : German soldiers will be prepared. German army has already started training and equipping its soldiers with sticks. Sticks and stones will break your bones Mr Putin, and your words will never hurt us. Germany is adopting Roosevelt's BIG STICK diplomacy: Speak softly and carry a big stick, literally. But how do you speak softly in German? Ich ich weiß nicht; even Holzstab, "wooden stick" in German sounds pretty intimidating. Good job Frau Merkel. 


                                    http://www.washingtonpost.com/…/germanys-army-is-so-under…/…

Monday, May 12, 2014

May 5th, 2014 Breaking news:

The next president of Afghanistan is expected to win elections by a land slide

http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/350-dead-thousands-missing-in-afghan-landslides-559872








America Runs on ... Subway 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/27/shoe-rubber-chemical-foods-subway_n_4861577.html



Friday, October 26, 2012

Guantanamo Shut Down as Pres. Obama's First Term Draws to the End.






Breaking news! Melrose Park, IL: Guantanamo has been finally shut down.  Some people in the neighborhood speculate that the timing of this event, less than two weeks before upcoming election, is not coincidental. Surprisingly, residents from both ends of the partisan spectrum are content with this development. Local Democrats plan to use closing of the Guantanamo to show that president Obama gets the job done, while Republicans want to use it as another example how president's policies get the jobs killed. (You can subscribe and receive notifications about other breaking and groundbreaking news by providing your e-mail in the space at the top of the page and clicking submit)

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Voices, Images, and the Spirit of Chicago NATO Summit Protests 2012


Experience the voices, the sounds, the images, and the spirit of Chicago NATO Summit Protests 2012. "These people have their right to protest. However, their message is very unclear" pronounced a downtown resident. This sentiment was shared by many Chicago residents, tourists, and journalists alike; they were unsure about the goals and grievances presented by the marchers. "You know. We, we have a thing called consensus in Occupy.", said one protestor. "And that's supposed to be where's that happy median. And sometimes the Occupiers tend to think their way is the right way. And then this person gets walked over... That's not right. Consensus is... , OK, how can we both live with each other", she concluded.