Breaking news! Melrose Park, IL: Guantanamo has been finally shut down. Some people in the neighborhood speculate that the timing of this event, less than two weeks before upcoming election, is not coincidental. Surprisingly, residents from both ends of the partisan spectrum are content with this development. Local Democrats plan to use closing of the Guantanamo to show that president Obama gets the job done, while Republicans want to use it as another example how president's policies get the jobs killed. (You can subscribe and receive notifications about other breaking and groundbreaking news by providing your e-mail in the space at the top of the page and clicking submit)
