Thursday, April 23, 2015

Breaking Heavens: Sorry, No Vacancy



Disclaimer: If you are a Christian and you've been on your best behavior in hopes of getting to heaven you might consider not reading this post.

           If you are Christian and if you have ever wondered if you can make a cut to join the Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit in heaven, things just got little complicated today.
           In the book of Revelation apostle John wrote that at the end of time 144,000 servants of God  will be marked with a seal to join God in heaven. 144,000 ! That includes Mother Theresa, few Popes, all the people in the history of man kind who managed to be moral, as well as all the saints. Until today, you stood a chance of making the 144,000 Club. However, today marks a watershed moment in the history of the heavenly kingdom;  the church of Armenia honored and commemorated 1.5 million victims of the Turkish/ Ottoman massacre/genocide by canonizing them.  In other words, heaven gained 1.5 million souls in one wholesale transaction. That means that heaven has roughly 1.35 million surplus of inhabitants. It has not been clarified whether the souls are supposed to make rotations between heaven and purgatory in groups of 144,000 or whether the current inhabitants will have any special treatment. In any case, sorry, there are no vacancies until further notice - if you are Christian that is.

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